Rami Malek as Ahkmenrah in Night at the Museum

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darkchocolateandtea:

Me as a villian

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studip:

old people are cute but probably racist

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extremehomestuckshipping:

kenteehee:

♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡

The fuck does that quote mean
And what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paper
I ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum

525,319 notes July 18 ORIGINAL

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

426,019 notes July 18 ORIGINAL

theseluckystars:

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

New threat to anyone who’s being mean: “I’ll call you an assh*le on the dedication page of my next book.”

264,689 notes July 18 ORIGINAL

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

124,158 notes July 18 ORIGINAL

lauren-draws-things:

skuboglesby:

this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun

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i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long

63,597 notes July 18 ORIGINAL

dudewheresmypie:

"Ms. Collins" x

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beardnazi:

soulsooking:

Ultimate goal.

roseanne and dan are the best

233,817 notes July 18 ORIGINAL

cumber-bitches:

wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:

watchtheskytonight:

thewholockgames:

dean-the-hug-monster:

I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.

He doesn’t have a car.

He lives 10 miles away.

He ran.

MARRY HIM

DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE 

ILL PLAN THE WEDDING

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367,085 notes July 18 ORIGINAL

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

501,117 notes July 18 ORIGINAL

bbcsherlockheadcanon:

Submission by Anonymous. 

bbcsherlockheadcanon:

Submission by Anonymous

250 notes July 18

attackofthedork:

I now realize how old this show is

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